Li'l Abner Comments on Texas Politics
March 14, 2012 • 7:00AM

Once upon a time, deep in the backwoods of Dixie, next to a lazy river winding through a valley where the sun don't shine, was a lawless town of the ashamed, and the shameless, known as Skonk Hollow. But one day the rains came, and since they didn't know where the moral high ground was, the whole lot of them slid down the Mississippi, and washed up at the headquarters of the Fort Bend County Democratic Party.